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Seagull translator
Have you ever wanted to communicate with seagulls? Well, now you can. I'm not sure why you'd want to, but there we go. You can use the buttons below to translate your sentiments into Cornish Seagull and potentially encourage seagulls to do your bidding (or at the very least, to leave you alone while you eat your ice cream).
Look, am I saying this is going to work? Absolutely not. But have you tried it? Because we can't say it's failed until you've tried it, and even then, unless you actually speak seagull you really can't say it didn't work. Is this loose enugh to indemnify me against any legal reactions from seagulls and humans alike? I don't know, someone get a bird lawyer on the phone please.
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