Hey! It's Matt, the guy who designs the tees and takes the pictures. Look, I really appreciate you looking at the tees on here, but here's the thing. Ordering a tee takes a while, they're made to order, so you'll generally get the product in about 3-4 weeks. I'm hoping that changes (like, really hoping), but you deserve to know the truth, this ain't gonna be quick but hopefully you'll get a t-shirt with my nonsense on it. If that still floats your boat, carry on carrying on!


This thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It's comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double stitched sleeves and bottom hem

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Planet T-Shirt